Grandmas Are Smart

Grandmas know a lot of stuff

I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took it away from him and asked him not to do that.

“Why?”

“Because it’s been on the ground. You don’t know where it’s been. It’s dirty. It probably has germs and sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel so good.”

My grandson looked at me with total admiration. “Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You’re so smart.”

I had to think quickly. I replied, “All grandmas know stuff. It’s on the ‘Grandma Test’. You have to know it or they don’t let you be a grandma.”

We walked along in silence for two or three minutes while he pondered this.

“Oh! I get it!” He beamed. “So, if you don’t pass the test you have to be the grandpa!”

“Exactly!” I replied with a big grin.

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After you stop laughing, why not send this to another grandma?!

 

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